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Superbooty Reporting For Duty
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You can call me Khannie if you want?? Idk, talk to me u nerds

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

theblondeotaku:

This is what my parents probably do while I’m asleep.

theblondeotaku:

This is what my parents probably do while I’m asleep.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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  #Maggie    #Groot-it-up    #Literally us  

loveofotaku:

creativealias:

The Art of Lying

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

zombie-tea-party:

next on cake boss:

customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
buddy: “….”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

kroossed:

How to be a football fan:

  • insult the referee like is the last day of your life. this is essential
  • temporarily hate the ones your team are playing against with
  • get pissed the fuck off when one from your team misses a goal
  • insult your own team
  • breathe and say it’s not their fault
  • insult commentators when needed
  • if the match is over and your team won be happy
  • if the other team won tell them to go fuck themselves
  • repeat next time 

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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SUPERMAN LAYING DOWN A SICK BURN, OHHHHHHH

SUPERMAN LAYING DOWN A SICK BURN, OHHHHHHH

  #Quite literally    #That is the sickest burn    #Superman    #DC    #Puns    #Humor    #Dc comics    #Laser vision